Wonyarflig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, egotistical crane.

Wonyarflig created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonyarflig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wonyarflig, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Wonyarflig's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Wonyarflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near snakes while wearing fawn shoes.

2. Do not eat strawberries.

3. Hide from mauve sharks for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Wonyarflig loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.