Batvilrig is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful butterfly.

Batvilrig created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Batvilrig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Batvilrig, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Batvilrig's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Batvilrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always help sick monkeys.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

5. Always obey Batvilrig's priests.