Febvensom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing gnu.

Febvensom created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febvensom, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Febvensom, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Febvensom's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Febvensom's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.