Dutnutyarp Rigwodlit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, annoying newt.

Dutnutyarp Rigwodlit created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutnutyarp Rigwodlit, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dutnutyarp Rigwodlit, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dutnutyarp Rigwodlit's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Dutnutyarp Rigwodlit's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine geese approach from the east.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Erect seven silver sculptures of Dutnutyarp Rigwodlit on top of important buildings.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Always treat frogs with great respect.