Tinhimbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a large, irritating squid.

Tinhimbaf created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinhimbaf, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tinhimbaf, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Tinhimbaf's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tinhimbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not take Tinhimbaf's name in vain.

5. Never talk about fire.