Omtgubort is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, duplicitous shark.

Omtgubort created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtgubort, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Omtgubort, he will not care at all.

Omtgubort's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Omtgubort's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bread to snails while wearing black scarves.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Seals are not to be trusted.

5. You must never eat onions.