Yakweefabhonpibpidjap Fashimlakcarbossxemhamwit Bunpashub is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, impressive troll.

Yakweefabhonpibpidjap Fashimlakcarbossxemhamwit Bunpashub created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yakweefabhonpibpidjap Fashimlakcarbossxemhamwit Bunpashub, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yakweefabhonpibpidjap Fashimlakcarbossxemhamwit Bunpashub, it will send minions to preach to you.

Yakweefabhonpibpidjap Fashimlakcarbossxemhamwit Bunpashub's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Yakweefabhonpibpidjap Fashimlakcarbossxemhamwit Bunpashub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Yakweefabhonpibpidjap Fashimlakcarbossxemhamwit Bunpashub loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.