Gubdogvid is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, two-faced fish.

Gubdogvid created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubdogvid, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gubdogvid, he will be very unhappy.

Gubdogvid's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Gubdogvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not make images of living things.