Budlapfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, cheerful butterfly.

Budlapfeb created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budlapfeb, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Budlapfeb, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Budlapfeb's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Budlapfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight manatees approach from the west.

2. Frogs are not to be trusted.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Budlapfeb.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.