Kadpangdib is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, conceited cat.

Kadpangdib created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadpangdib, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kadpangdib, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kadpangdib's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Kadpangdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Ducks are not to be trusted.

5. Never eat garlic.