Zedfasrawxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, passionate capybara.

Zedfasrawxuc created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Zedfasrawxuc, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zedfasrawxuc, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Zedfasrawxuc's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Zedfasrawxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Erect seven tin sculptures of Zedfasrawxuc on top of important buildings.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never feed wheat to manatees while wearing black kilts.