Garsabgumfenvin is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, intelligent raccoon.

Garsabgumfenvin created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garsabgumfenvin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Garsabgumfenvin, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Garsabgumfenvin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Garsabgumfenvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about fluid mechanics.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.