Jabbastwit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tiresome raven.

Jabbastwit created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabbastwit, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jabbastwit, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jabbastwit's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Jabbastwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Put Jabbastwit first in all things.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about spacetime near snails while wearing cyan jumpers.