Bogrutquill is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered raven.

Bogrutquill created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogrutquill, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bogrutquill, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bogrutquill's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bogrutquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.