Cibhaklopwablarp is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless badger.

Cibhaklopwablarp created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibhaklopwablarp, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cibhaklopwablarp, he will destroy your home planet.

Cibhaklopwablarp's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cibhaklopwablarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt horses.

2. Never feed gooseberries to doves while wearing mauve shirts.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Cibhaklopwablarp in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never wear cyan kilts.