Gofgid is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, stupid fox.

Gofgid created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gofgid, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gofgid, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Gofgid's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gofgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

5. Never talk about whales.