Gupgofjad is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, sapient swan.

Gupgofjad created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupgofjad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gupgofjad, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gupgofjad's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Gupgofjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Never wear orange ear rings.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never mention squirrels.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.