Popzentin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, thoughtless alligator.

Popzentin created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Popzentin, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Popzentin, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Popzentin's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Popzentin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never wear mauve dresses.