Kemdumvan is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, vain wasp.

Kemdumvan created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kemdumvan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kemdumvan, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kemdumvan's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Kemdumvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt porpoises.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not kill cats.

5. Pray towards the west.