Zimbinkon Dubshavbad is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, weak bee.

Zimbinkon Dubshavbad created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimbinkon Dubshavbad, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zimbinkon Dubshavbad, he will try to impress you with trees.

Zimbinkon Dubshavbad's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Zimbinkon Dubshavbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not hurt eagles.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always treat dogs with great respect.