Narjipgad is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, proud squirrel.

Narjipgad created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narjipgad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Narjipgad, he will turn you into a mouse.

Narjipgad's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Narjipgad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Never paint your chest cyan.

3. Never jump in the presence of badgers.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.