Quillrigfen is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-powerful mole.

Quillrigfen created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillrigfen, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quillrigfen, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Quillrigfen's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Quillrigfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never feed parsnips to porpoises while wearing magenta shirts.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Never hop in the presence of hamsters.

5. Worship no other gods but Quillrigfen.