Yimfidfut is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, omniscient dolphin.

Yimfidfut created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimfidfut, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yimfidfut, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Yimfidfut's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Yimfidfut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Yimfidfut in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never feed apples to aardvarks while wearing red skirts.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.