Nurtbepxuck is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, flying walrus.

Nurtbepxuck created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtbepxuck, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nurtbepxuck, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nurtbepxuck's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nurtbepxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Nurtbepxuck on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Worship no other gods but Nurtbepxuck.