Tensakpop is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, grumpy wolf.

Tensakpop created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tensakpop, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tensakpop, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tensakpop's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Tensakpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.