Quatbegarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, capable penguin.

Quatbegarn created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatbegarn, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quatbegarn, he will turn you into a mouse.

Quatbegarn's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Quatbegarn's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. You must love Quatbegarn.