Faslabbest is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, fussy wyvern.

Faslabbest created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Faslabbest, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Faslabbest, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Faslabbest's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Faslabbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near rats while wearing orange skirts and balancing three silicon spheres on your back.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Faslabbest.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.