Mipjipjoprap is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, blissful yak.

Mipjipjoprap created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipjipjoprap, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mipjipjoprap, it will laugh at you.

Mipjipjoprap's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Mipjipjoprap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near nematodes while wearing magenta trousers.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about moons.