Yarsindim is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, temperamental dragon.

Yarsindim created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarsindim, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yarsindim, she will turn you into a worm.

Yarsindim's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Yarsindim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never feed lots of melons to foxes while wearing yellow shorts.

5. Never look in ponds.