Hudrotflab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unthinking pigeon.

Hudrotflab created snails five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudrotflab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hudrotflab, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hudrotflab's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Hudrotflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. You must pray to Hudrotflab five times a day.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always treat birds with great respect.