Kippidkar is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, vain tortoise.

Kippidkar created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kippidkar, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kippidkar, she will cry a lot.

Kippidkar's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Kippidkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Kippidkar loves ducks, so they must be respected.