Hugvanlarghap is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, selfish snake.

Hugvanlarghap created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugvanlarghap, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hugvanlarghap, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Hugvanlarghap's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hugvanlarghap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hugvanlarghap.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Never look in ponds.