Lib is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, compassionate snail.

Lib created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Lib, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lib, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lib's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Lib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never think ill of sick rats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never go into brown rooms.