Naksasgat is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, fussy bat.

Naksasgat created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Naksasgat, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Naksasgat, she will come to you in dreams.

Naksasgat's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Naksasgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cherries to sheep while wearing orange dresses.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.