Damfabfot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, bad-tempered yak.

Damfabfot created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damfabfot, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Damfabfot, he will make you grow a tail.

Damfabfot's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Damfabfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Rats are not to be trusted.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.