Saggigcib is a god.

She takes the form of a small, humane hydra.

Saggigcib created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saggigcib, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Saggigcib, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Saggigcib's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Saggigcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near porpoises while wearing orange tights.

2. Run away if seven ducks approach from the south.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Always wear red.