Yarpbutgeblog is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, merciless gnu.

Yarpbutgeblog created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Yarpbutgeblog, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yarpbutgeblog, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Yarpbutgeblog's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Yarpbutgeblog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple monkeys for they are unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help voles.

4. Never run in the presence of mites.

5. Do not speak about peas.