Yikquafbiggumlargtonkart is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, prudent otter.

Yikquafbiggumlargtonkart created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikquafbiggumlargtonkart, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yikquafbiggumlargtonkart, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Yikquafbiggumlargtonkart's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Yikquafbiggumlargtonkart's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Yikquafbiggumlargtonkart on top of all buildings.

4. You must never eat nuts.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.