Jignutfatved is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, clever bee.

Jignutfatved created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Jignutfatved, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Jignutfatved, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jignutfatved's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Jignutfatved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sharks.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not keep four nematodes in a large pit.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Jignutfatved in the centre of the settlement.