Vangunsand is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, egotistical skunk.

Vangunsand created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vangunsand, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vangunsand, it will turn you into a dog.

Vangunsand's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Vangunsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

4. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.