Padgutsignar is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, compassionate whale.

Padgutsignar created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Padgutsignar, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Padgutsignar, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Padgutsignar's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Padgutsignar's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Padgutsignar.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never sing near dolphins.

4. Padgutsignar loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

5. Pray towards the west.