Gidortbat is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent chinchilla.

Gidortbat created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidortbat, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gidortbat, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gidortbat's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gidortbat's Holy Commandments

1. Gidortbat loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never feed turnips to dogs while wearing brown kilts.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.