Cissgemben is a god.
It takes the form of a small, cheerful
snake.
Cissgemben created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cissgemben, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Cissgemben, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Cissgemben's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Cissgemben's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry otters.
2. Never think ill of sick horses.
3. Never think about black holes.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.