Gompogtarpomt is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tranquil sheep.

Gompogtarpomt created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gompogtarpomt, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gompogtarpomt, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gompogtarpomt's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gompogtarpomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gompogtarpomt.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Never play with disobedient children.