Nurlsogfarnbifvag is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-powerful duck.

Nurlsogfarnbifvag created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlsogfarnbifvag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurlsogfarnbifvag, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nurlsogfarnbifvag's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Nurlsogfarnbifvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.