Gepquillpit is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil fox.

Gepquillpit created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepquillpit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gepquillpit, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Gepquillpit's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Gepquillpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near foxes while wearing blue dresses.

3. Always help great tits in need.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Always help monkeys.