Linrillgendun is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, grumpy deer.

Linrillgendun created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linrillgendun, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Linrillgendun, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Linrillgendun's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Linrillgendun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Retreat if three nematodes approach from the west.

3. Always help goats.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Feed all hungry porpoises.