Satxennarl is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, competent hare.

Satxennarl created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satxennarl, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Satxennarl, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Satxennarl's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Satxennarl's Holy Commandments

1. Put Satxennarl first in all things.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Do not speak about wheat.

5. Never wear stockings.