Jigflabdad is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciless duck.

Jigflabdad created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jigflabdad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jigflabdad, he will manifest in front of you.

Jigflabdad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jigflabdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never hop in the presence of seals.

3. Never talk about special relativity near moths while wearing yellow hats.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Jigflabdad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.