Flowlunrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, dishonourable deer.

Flowlunrutt created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowlunrutt, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flowlunrutt, she will turn you into a sheep.

Flowlunrutt's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Flowlunrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.